Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
