is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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