guys are not supposed to queef...right?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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