I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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