..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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