I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
