I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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