Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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