dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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