I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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