I'm drive I can fine osifer
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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