I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
