You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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