Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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