i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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