i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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