its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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