either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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