escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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