Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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