Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He kissed a someone with a penis
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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