in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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