i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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