Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize
