As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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