Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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