So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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