I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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