Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
