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dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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