The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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