Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Couch. On fire.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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