Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I wish you could order shots online.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
