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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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