I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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