We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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