zippers are such a cool invention
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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