id be glad to
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Operation Purity has been aborted
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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