we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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