Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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