Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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