Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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