So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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