I want to stick my p in your. b.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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