i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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