in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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