How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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