Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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