White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I have fence marks all over my body
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