This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just saw a hot homeless man
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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